The Unthinkable, You Don't Say?!

According to political wisdom of 2009, the following top ten incidents could not occur:
1. Iran launch a nuclear missile directed toward the contiguous United States.
2. North Korea cannot invade neighboring South Korea; establishing a concomitant government within Seoul, South Korea.
3. Al-Qaeda could not perpetrate the massive or furtive launch of simultaneous “dirty bomb” attacks within a major US city.
4. America could not confront a natural disaster superior to Hurricane Katrina.
5. A US city cannot fall to anarchy or other civil insurrectionism.
6. Domestic terrorism involving the explosion of a significant venue (athletic arena, etc) could not transpire.
7. Terrorism cannot occur in such a manner that would involve the decimation of American technological infrastructure-by internationally based hack artists.
8. American military North American Aerospace Defense Command could not be infiltrated by an “insider” permitting for the simultaneous launching of missile defense systems against Russia and China.
9. Another US executive leader cannot be assassinated by those in significant opposition to the potential progress entailed in a new government reformation system.
10. Mexico cannot invade Texas, Florida and California utilizing Mexican Federal Police and military squadron to reclaim formerly owned territories and form a new Chicano state.
Corey Scott-Vincent-William Dutra